Category Archives: Golf

Why Does Michael Jordan Need So Many Pockets to Play Golf?

Posted on November 28, 2012 by

A Miami country club gave MJ the David Stern circa 1993-94 treatment, telling His Airness to stay away for wearing cargo pants (or as I called them in high school, the fruits of every $40 Old Navy gift card from … Continue reading →

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A Thing About the Ryder Cup, For Anyone Who Cares

Posted on October 1, 2012 by

In 4th grade I won my school’s spelling bee. For the ensuing district round, our teacher offered three of my classmates the opportunity to come watch me live. To do this, he asked for voluntary letters from anyone in the … Continue reading →

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An Unforgettable Lesson from an Unforgettable Octuple Bogey

Posted on March 13, 2012 by

The college basketball on this blog is about to get pretty thick. Since the brackets came out on Sunday, NCAA hoops will take the center stage of the sports universe for the next 3 weeks. As it should; the NCAA … Continue reading →

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The Best Bets on Kobe’s Divorce

Posted on December 21, 2011 by

I wouldn’t consider myself someone who has a gambling issue, but one of the most exciting moments of 2011 for me was winning 10 bucks when Christina Aguileira landed the over of 1:46 seconds singing the national anthem at the … Continue reading →

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A Lot of Winning* at the Masters

Posted on April 12, 2011 by

*The word “winning” in this and all other posts is not meant to be a reference to the context in which Charlie Sheen has recently used the word. That particular joke is still unironically being made all over the place … Continue reading →

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