Author Archives: MajerleKJ

I’m the guy who voted for Carmelo Anthony for MVP

Posted on May 6, 2013

Hey. I’m the guy. Nice to meet you. No, nice to meet me, am I right? Of course I’m right. I’m the guy. I’m the guy who voted for Carmelo Anthony for MVP. I could’ve been like all the other … Continue reading →

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Playing Favorites (My Guy Got Traded in the Same Deal)

Posted on January 29, 2013

I was on the other side of last week’s Justin Upton trade. Like Mr. Googs, I felt the sting of seeing my favorite player on my favorite baseball team shipped out. Reading his paen to Martin Prado the other day … Continue reading →

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Why Does Michael Jordan Need So Many Pockets to Play Golf?

Posted on November 28, 2012

A Miami country club gave MJ the David Stern circa 1993-94 treatment, telling His Airness to stay away for wearing cargo pants (or as I called them in high school, the fruits of every $40 Old Navy gift card from … Continue reading →

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A Thing About the Ryder Cup, For Anyone Who Cares

Posted on October 1, 2012

In 4th grade I won my school’s spelling bee. For the ensuing district round, our teacher offered three of my classmates the opportunity to come watch me live. To do this, he asked for voluntary letters from anyone in the … Continue reading →

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Who Will Carry the Fresh Fit Torch?

Posted on August 13, 2012

Well the Olympics are done. “I’ll never forget all the athletes responsible for so many indelible moments during this time. They are a cherished memory for me.” Good for you, Mr. Literally No Person Ever, but for the rest of … Continue reading →

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A Diehard Suns Fan’s New Team Wishlist for Steve Nash

Posted on July 2, 2012

Steve Nash has been very, very good to Suns fans for 8 years. 2 MVPs, 3 conference finals, 161-point games, making us all briefly care about Jim Jackson again. And now, free agent Steve is about to take his huge, … Continue reading →

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