Nineties Non-Sequitur: Pop-Up Video Ruined My Taste in Music

Among the entertainment available in the ‘90s, perhaps the most double-edged was watching Pop-Up Video on VH1. On one hand, it was one of the highlights of ‘90s television and I learned a bunch of obscure facts about some amazing music. On the other hand, I sat through a ton of terrible songs and now I know all the lyrics to horrible music. This post is more about the sad edge of the sword.

The great thing about Pop-Up Video is that it gave us extra things to love about classic ‘90s music. The bad thing about Pop-Up Video is that it gave us reason to keep watching and listening when the music was bad and we should have just changed the channel. Intoxicated off of informational tidbits, I often endured music I OPENLY DESPISED.

Did you have the same problem?

To illustrate the problem, I’ve done a little bit of creative video assembly. Below is the music video for Nickelback’s “Photograph” which is unilaterally recognized as the worst piece of music ever recorded. Why would you click play? I’ve taken the liberty of peppering in pop-up facts.

Seriously, watch it. Do you have retroactive Pop-Up Video Regret? Let me know in the comments.

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Important Observations: Why High-Five Between Free Throws?

This is a bit of a step into the unknown for me, but my Pacer fandom is finally meaningful in the second round of the playoffs, and I don’t know what to do with myself. The season has been over for two weeks and I’m not scavenging the internet for mock drafts that may give me hope for my team’s draft picks; hell, I don’t even know what day the lottery is being held. It’s morning in Indiana and round two tastes like sweet, sweet opponent-of-a-team-that-gets-coverage relevancy.

It looks so simple, why would you move and mess it up?

Hopefully it’s understood that I’m getting pretty heavily wrapped up in the Pacers-Heat series. This is the ultimate spot for an Indiana team typically on vacation in May to make a point to whoever is watching and reward the loyal fans with some excitement. I honestly can’t remember watching an NBA series with this much enthusiasm since Reggie Miller and Michael Jordan were on the court and everyone in America was wearing Umbros.

Last night’s Pacers-Heat Game 2 was an emotional one and the ending was as brutal as it gets. It was a pretty agonizing game to watch for the first 46 minutes, when the only thing more prevalent than defense was exhaustion, but the final seconds took an extra year or two off the life of a fan of either team. The lead was never more than one possession and both teams missed as many huge shots as they took.

In the final 80 seconds of this game, the Pacers and Heat combined to go 2 for 8 from the free throw line. Two for 8! All any fan could do was watch and swear as both teams won then lost then won then almost lost again at the line. Continue reading

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Did anyone else see Pau Gasol get six offensive rebounds on one play?

Watch this video from last night’s Lakers-Nuggets game. Pau Gasol channeled his inner volleyball player and relentlessly kept tapping the ball at the net until he finally got it to go down.

I was standing at a bar watching the game and I must have let out at least five different cries of emotion in that span of five seconds. Crap! Dang! Shoot! Alright, maybe they were a little more vulgar. Then finally, YES.

It was not just the fact that Pau got that many offensive rebounds on a single play. It was a remarkable feat no doubt. But the play was a microcosm of the whole night for the Spaniard. He came out with a relentless passion knowing that his job was on the line. If the Lakers lost the game, he was sure to be traded in the offseason as the Lakers began searching again for a top-tier point guard. His 3 points, 3 rebounds and 1-for-10 shooting in Game 6 certainly didn’t do him any favors.

So he decided to get twice as many rebounds in a single play as he did all of Game 6 and have his way with the Denver front line all night. When all was said and done, his stat line was chock full of 23 points, 17 rebounds, six assists and four blocks. Continue reading

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The Real Lesson We’ve Learned From Jeremy Lin This Season

Today marks both the official end of the first round of the NBA playoffs for some teams and the official start of the second round for others. Among the teams that saw a postseason end early this  year  are the New York Knicks, with had a bizarre up-and-down season that was mainly disappointing with the exception of the Jeremy Lin experiment. The Knicks underperforming isn’t anything new or remarkable, but the Linsanity thing is definitely worthy of some sort of final re-examination.

Sorry Jeremy Lin, it’s over for this year. Thanks for reminding us why pro basketball is fun to watch.

For about two weeks in early- and mid-February, Jeremy Lin was basically the only story happening in sports. He was the first three segments on Sportscenter every night and I don’t have the numbers on this, but I’d imagine that Jeremy Lin jersey sales in that time had to have set some kind of record for short-term sales. The Overnight Success story is very rare in pro sports any more. Media can see talent coming from the mid-high school years and guys with pro ability are pegged early and watched under a close microscope until they actually succeed. Continue reading

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An NFL Draft Surprise From SpreeGoogs to You (It’s a PODCAST)

Last week at the end of my instant reactions to the NFL Draft picks, I left you with anticipation of some kind of cool surprise. As you may have guessed from the capital letters in the headline, this surprise is a sweet audio one featuring me and Frank (Hardamullin) discussing this years NFL picks with Dan Moore, a dedicated SpreeGoogler who happens to write for a much more real sports blogs over at VivaElBirdos (a STL Cardinals blog) and SB Nation St. Louis.

Dan was good enough to host the two of us for a podcast and you can all listen to it here.

How do you feel about podcasting in general? I listen to them all day and I’m hoping you guys can all kill an hour or so at work listening to us. If you guys are into that kind of thing, let us know in the comments and we’ll give the people what they want.

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I Don’t Know How To Feel About This …

Thanks Sportsgrid.com - http://www.sportsgrid.com/nba/derrick-rose-lion-king/

I have a lot of emotions when I see this and none of them go together.

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Responding to the First Round Picks of the 2012 NFL Draft In 5 Words or Fewer

I like drafts. More than like drafts. I love drafts. I feel the same way about drafts that Cookie Monster feels about a swimming pool full of Chips-Ahoy.

Tonight was the first round of the NFL draft and I’m about to implode with draft-induced zeal. Somewhere in between bouncing off walls, I’m going to recap each pick of tonight’s first round, followed by a five-words-or-fewer ALL-CAPS instant analysis without explanation. Maybe it’s too early to tell, but this post is definitely better than ESPN’s “Mel Kiper’s Conditioner Gives Him Extra Volume.”

1. Indianapolis Colts — Andrew Luck, Quarterback (Stanford):
NO OTHER CHOICE

2. Washington Redskins — Robert Griffin III, Quarterback (Baylor):
NO OTHER CHOICE

This was weird for everyone.

3. Cleveland Browns — Trent Richardson, Running Back (Alabama):
HOW OLD IS HIS DAUGHTER?

4. Minnesota Vikings — Matt Kalil, Offensive Tackle (USC):
MUGGED THE BROWNS IN TRADE

5. Jacksonville Jaguars — Justin Blackmon, Wide Receiver (Oklahoma State):
WON’T MAKE GABBERT ANY BETTER Continue reading

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